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5、⛅⭐⭐⛅儿子养了只鸭子。昨天下午,我在院里打电话。他就在我旁边逗鸭子玩。突然,鸭子一压屁股,嗤拉一下,就拉了儿子一鞋面鸭屎。我一阵恶心,顺手从兜里掏出一团卫生纸递给他,就挪了个地方。好吧,等我挂了手机,赫然就看见兔崽子拿着那团卫生纸,追着鸭子满院子喊叫
6、⛅⭐⭐⛅unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an impeccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up. she put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest bathroom. later, when she went to inspect it, she was surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up so quickly. then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. it read "thank you for not looking in the bathtub."不速之客就在路上,我妈妈是完美的家庭主妇,正忙着整理。她分配给爸和哥哥的任务是打扫客人使用的浴室。一会后,当她检查时候,她吃惊了,一度杂乱的房间被打扫干净了。她看到浴帘有张纸条上写着:谢谢你没往浴缸里看。[
7、⛅⭐⭐⛅模拟真实的高速狂飙游戏采用了竖版3D画面呈现,其实竖版的赛车跑酷游戏已经不算罕见了,其中最有名的应该就是《天天飞车》了,不过本作在画面上与天天飞车的卡通效果完全不同,采用了全3D模拟真实的表现方式,我们能看到不管是道路周围的建筑场景,还是车辆本身,都极具真实性,能带给玩家们更为深入的驾驶体验。
8、⛅⭐⭐⛅我妹妹今年念四年级,晚上下班回来,发现她在我房间,我问她:有事吗?她说:哥,介绍个女朋友给你要不。我顿时来劲了:谁啊?妹妹:我班主任,可漂亮了。我追问道:为什么介绍给我。妹妹委屈道:以后我不写作业,嫂子敢骂我,你就和她分手![
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