It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area.At one house a small boy answered the door. "Tell me, young man," said the politician. "Is your Mommy in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party?""Neither," said the child, "she's in the bathroom."正值当地竞选时期,候选人到他的区域的千家万户登门拜访。候选人来到了一家门口,一个小男孩开了门。“告诉我,年轻人,”候选人问道,“你母亲是在共和党还是在民主党?” “都不是,”孩子答到,“她在浴室。”[古时候人们穿皮袄,都是毛朝外边。一天,魏文侯外出游玩,在路上看见一个人背着一捆柴草,他把皮袄反过来穿着。文侯感到很新奇,就问:“你为什么把皮袄反过来穿啊?”那人答道:“我爱惜皮袄上的毛,怕把它磨坏了,因此就毛朝里穿着。”文侯笑了:“你背的柴草把皮子磨坏了,那毛长在哪里呢?”[妹妹你坐船头有一次公司聚会大家吃完饭就去KTV了,那时候有一对正在热恋的小情侣合唱了一首情非得已,接下来又有几对按耐不住也上去唱了广岛之恋和梁山伯与祝英台,这让身为单身狗的我受到了伤害,我向周围望去看有没有和我相同感受的,只见一女汉子一直在埋头吃东西,虽然没看前面,但我看到她的手在颤抖,我坐到旁边我对她说一起上去唱首歌,她先是诧异,然后点了点头,我问她唱什么,她手一扬给我点首纤夫的爱,我们一经唱出,立马力压全场[It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area.At one house a small boy answered the door. "Tell me, young man," said the politician. "Is your Mommy in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party?""Neither," said the child, "she's in the bathroom."正值当地竞选时期,候选人到他的区域的千家万户登门拜访。候选人来到了一家门口,一个小男孩开了门。“告诉我,年轻人,”候选人问道,“你母亲是在共和党还是在民主党?” “都不是,”孩子答到,“她在浴室。”[古时候人们穿皮袄,都是毛朝外边。一天,魏文侯外出游玩,在路上看见一个人背着一捆柴草,他把皮袄反过来穿着。文侯感到很新奇,就问:“你为什么把皮袄反过来穿啊?”那人答道:“我爱惜皮袄上的毛,怕把它磨坏了,因此就毛朝里穿着。”文侯笑了:“你背的柴草把皮子磨坏了,那毛长在哪里呢?”[妹妹你坐船头有一次公司聚会大家吃完饭就去KTV了,那时候有一对正在热恋的小情侣合唱了一首情非得已,接下来又有几对按耐不住也上去唱了广岛之恋和梁山伯与祝英台,这让身为单身狗的我受到了伤害,我向周围望去看有没有和我相同感受的,只见一女汉子一直在埋头吃东西,虽然没看前面,但我看到她的手在颤抖,我坐到旁边我对她说一起上去唱首歌,她先是诧异,然后点了点头,我问她唱什么,她手一扬给我点首纤夫的爱,我们一经唱出,立马力压全场[详情
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