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当男人回家时：三等老婆等他做饭；二等老婆共同做饭；一等老婆已做好饭；特等老婆一手端着饭碗，一手解衣扣说：“老公，你是先吃奶，还是先吃饭？”[一天，警察发现一个独自在大街上徘徊的小女孩，她说不出自己叫什么名字，也弄不清住什么地方。警察无可奈何的开始翻她的衣兜，希望能找到一点线索。小姑娘没反抗，却嫩声嫩气地说：“别害怕，我没带枪。”[In class,the teacher,with his back leaning against the stove,said to the students,"Before you speak,you should think and count to at least 50,and for important matters to 100."No sooner had the teacher stopped talking than the students began to count. at last all the students shouted together,"1...98,99,100.teacher,your clothes are on fire."

课堂上，老师背靠火炉站着，对学生们说：“说话前要三思，起码数到50，重要的事情要数到一百。” 老师的话音刚落，学生立刻从“1”开始数起来。最后一起喊：“98，99，100！老师，您的衣服烧着了！”