简介:
1、⛅⭐⭐⛅餐厅苍蝇对厕所苍蝇说:你整天追腥逐臭,我整天吃香喝辣,过来吧!厕所苍蝇:道不同不相为谋,吃在好有啥用,光屁美女你见过几个???[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅一句话,室友便秘,蹲了半个小时无果,骂骂咧咧回来说:草,拉出来那一点都不够塞牙缝的![
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅我跟女友合计:“这样吧,以后我们住四平米就够了,里边放张2×2的床,墙上挂个电视,凑活过吧,你看成不?”女友瞟了我一眼:“房子大小我没意见,我就是想知道,回家就上床的日子,你身体行不行……”[
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅what's time to a pigone day a visitor form the city came to a small rural area to drive aroung the country roads,see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.the city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands,and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree,the city man said to the farmer,"i see that your pig likes apples, but isn't that quite a waste of time?"the farmer replied,"what's time to a pig?一天,有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村,在乡间路上开着车,想看看农庄是什么样子,也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子.这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上,手中抱着一头猪.并把它举得高高的,好让它能够吃到树上的苹果,城里人对农夫说,"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果,但是这不是很浪费时间吗?那位农夫回答说,"时间对猪有什么意义?"[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅
1、兔子不吃窝边草,吃了绿化不达
1、⛅⭐⭐⛅餐厅苍蝇对厕所苍蝇说:你整天追腥逐臭,我整天吃香喝辣,过来吧!厕所苍蝇:道不同不相为谋,吃在好有啥用,光屁美女你见过几个???[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅一句话,室友便秘,蹲了半个小时无果,骂骂咧咧回来说:草,拉出来那一点都不够塞牙缝的![
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅我跟女友合计:“这样吧,以后我们住四平米就够了,里边放张2×2的床,墙上挂个电视,凑活过吧,你看成不?”女友瞟了我一眼:“房子大小我没意见,我就是想知道,回家就上床的日子,你身体行不行……”[
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅what's time to a pigone day a visitor form the city came to a small rural area to drive aroung the country roads,see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.the city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands,and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree,the city man said to the farmer,"i see that your pig likes apples, but isn't that quite a waste of time?"the farmer replied,"what's time to a pig?一天,有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村,在乡间路上开着车,想看看农庄是什么样子,也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子.这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上,手中抱着一头猪.并把它举得高高的,好让它能够吃到树上的苹果,城里人对农夫说,"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果,但是这不是很浪费时间吗?那位农夫回答说,"时间对猪有什么意义?"[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅