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“爸爸，月饼的‘饼’字怎么写?”“就是塘酥饼的‘饼’字。”“糖酥饼的‘饼’字怎么写?”“就是煎饼的‘饼’字呗!”“煎饼的‘饼’字怎么写?”“你这个笨蛋，我举一反三地教你，都不会!”[某生乃网虫，昨夜下网太迟，以至今日上课精神恍惚。老师：大家把书翻到第133页。某生发现自己未带书本，顿时急的满头大汗，抓耳挠腮！老师见状大喝：某生，怎么还不打开！？怎么回事？某生一个激灵，慌忙起身回答：您正在查看的页目前不可用。站点可能遇到技术困难，或者您需要调整您的浏览器设置。[A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway.After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found. Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes, returned with the lens in her hand. "How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked. "We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150."孩子在车库打球时掉了一只隐形眼镜。找了一会儿，他告诉母亲找不到了。母亲出去了，几分钟以后，拿着隐形眼镜回来。“妈妈，你是怎么找到的？”孩子问。“我们找的不是同一件东西，”母亲回答，“你找的是一小片塑料，而我是在找150块钱。”[ “爸爸，月饼的‘饼’字怎么写?”“就是塘酥饼的‘饼’字。”“糖酥饼的‘饼’字怎么写?”“就是煎饼的‘饼’字呗!”“煎饼的‘饼’字怎么写?”“你这个笨蛋，我举一反三地教你，都不会!”[某生乃网虫，昨夜下网太迟，以至今日上课精神恍惚。老师：大家把书翻到第133页。某生发现自己未带书本，顿时急的满头大汗，抓耳挠腮！老师见状大喝：某生，怎么还不打开！？怎么回事？某生一个激灵，慌忙起身回答：您正在查看的页目前不可用。站点可能遇到技术困难，或者您需要调整您的浏览器设置。[A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway.After a fruitless search, he told his mother the lens was nowhere to be found. Undaunted, she went outside and in a few minutes, returned with the lens in her hand. "How did you manage to find it, Mom?" the teenager asked. "We weren't looking for the same thing," she replied. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic. I was looking for $150."孩子在车库打球时掉了一只隐形眼镜。找了一会儿，他告诉母亲找不到了。母亲出去了，几分钟以后，拿着隐形眼镜回来。“妈妈，你是怎么找到的？”孩子问。“我们找的不是同一件东西，”母亲回答，“你找的是一小片塑料，而我是在找150块钱。”[ 详情