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苦命的salesmanAninsectrepellentsalesmantriedtosellhisproducttoafarmer.Hesaidhewasn"tinterestedbecausehehadn"tseenanybugsorinsectsonhisfarmforyears.Thesalesmanindicatedhehadawifeandfourkidsandreallyneededthemoney.Thefarmerstilldidn"tthinkheneededanyinsectrepellentbuthefeltsorryforthesalesmanandsaid,I"msosuretherearen"tanyinsectsaroundhere,ifyou"llstripnaked,I"lltieyoutomybarnyardfencefortheentirenight.Whenmorningcomes,ifyou"vegotevenoneinsectbiteonyou,I"llbuyeverycanofrepellentyou"vegot.Thesalesmanwaselatedandreadilyagreedtobeingtiedupnaked.Thatnight,thefarmertiedthenakedsalesmantothebarnyardfenceandwenttobed.Severaltimesduringthenighthethoughtheheardthesalesmanmoaningandgroaning.However,whenhewentoutthenextmorning,thesalesmandidn"thaveevenonebiteorscratchonhim.Thefarmerasked,Whatwasallthatmoaningandgroaningaboutlastnight?Thatwastheworstnightofmylife,thesalesmanreplied,doesn"tthatdamncalfhaveamother?[初中的时候，班级里有个男生早上吃了韭菜馅的包子，来到学校后，肚子翻腾，忍不住放了个屁（没有声），紧接着，他的同桌就在他书桌堂里一顿翻，并问：“你是不带韭菜馅大饼了，真香，快给我来一个”[‍‍‍‍上此和某个老同学见面，我问他：“英语月考考了多少分？”他跟我说：“我考了0分。”我就纳闷了，我英语不会做也最低考十几分，并且英语100分的卷子有60分的选择题，他是怎么做到的？我问他：“怎么回事？”他说：“我想试试小写可不可以，所以就都写小写了。”‍‍‍‍[ 苦命的salesmanAninsectrepellentsalesmantriedtosellhisproducttoafarmer.Hesaidhewasn"tinterestedbecausehehadn"tseenanybugsorinsectsonhisfarmforyears.Thesalesmanindicatedhehadawifeandfourkidsandreallyneededthemoney.Thefarmerstilldidn"tthinkheneededanyinsectrepellentbuthefeltsorryforthesalesmanandsaid,I"msosuretherearen"tanyinsectsaroundhere,ifyou"llstripnaked,I"lltieyoutomybarnyardfencefortheentirenight.Whenmorningcomes,ifyou"vegotevenoneinsectbiteonyou,I"llbuyeverycanofrepellentyou"vegot.Thesalesmanwaselatedandreadilyagreedtobeingtiedupnaked.Thatnight,thefarmertiedthenakedsalesmantothebarnyardfenceandwenttobed.Severaltimesduringthenighthethoughtheheardthesalesmanmoaningandgroaning.However,whenhewentoutthenextmorning,thesalesmandidn"thaveevenonebiteorscratchonhim.Thefarmerasked,Whatwasallthatmoaningandgroaningaboutlastnight?Thatwastheworstnightofmylife,thesalesmanreplied,doesn"tthatdamncalfhaveamother?[初中的时候，班级里有个男生早上吃了韭菜馅的包子，来到学校后，肚子翻腾，忍不住放了个屁（没有声），紧接着，他的同桌就在他书桌堂里一顿翻，并问：“你是不带韭菜馅大饼了，真香，快给我来一个”[‍‍‍‍上此和某个老同学见面，我问他：“英语月考考了多少分？”他跟我说：“我考了0分。”我就纳闷了，我英语不会做也最低考十几分，并且英语100分的卷子有60分的选择题，他是怎么做到的？我问他：“怎么回事？”他说：“我想试试小写可不可以，所以就都写小写了。”‍‍‍‍[ 详情