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6、⛅⭐⭐⛅"Well, Sam, I'll tell you how it is, you see, I married a widow, and this widow had a daughter. Then my farther, being a widower1, married our daughter, so you see my father is my own son in-law." "Yes, I see." "Then again my step-daughter is my step-mother, isn't she? Well, then, her mother is my grandmother, isn't she? I am married to her, am I? So that makes me my own grandfather, doesn't it?"好吧,萨姆,我告诉你事情的来龙去脉。你知道,我娶了一个寡妇,这个寡妇带着个女儿,后来我父亲丧偶娶了我太太带来的女儿,因此我父亲成了我的女婿。”“原来是这样,我明白了。”“于是我的继女实际上成了我的继母,是这样吧?那么她的母亲就是我的外祖母,对不对?而我和她母亲结了婚,所以我一下变成了我自己的外祖父,是吧?”[
7、⛅⭐⭐⛅中午去理发,一个宝妈妈带个小正太,让理发师给他剃光头,孩子哇哇哭,不愿意,嫌丑,他妈坚决不为所动。。理发师的小女孩,一直瞅着。最后可能实在看不过眼了,走过去说:“哥哥,别哭了,你不是亲生的,后妈就是介个样子的!”店里的人都凌乱了。。小妹妹,你也是个有故事的人啊。。[
8、⛅⭐⭐⛅一日KTV唱歌回来,老公喝醉了, 听说醉后都会说实话,于是问道:“以后有钱了干嘛?” 老公:“要娶五个老婆!” 我怒了:“为什么不学韦小宝娶七个回来?” 老公恍惚道:“太累,我需要双休!”[
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