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1、⛅⭐⭐⛅Wherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it.My first customer wanted to buy the car, and I battled with my conscience over whether or not to tell him of the vehicle's problem. Finally I did the right thing.Expecting him to drop the deal, I was surprised by his reply.That's okay, he said. I'm buying this car for my daughter. If she complains about a vibration, I'll know she's driving too fast.每当我驾驶我那辆旧车时速超过55英里时,它就剧烈地震动起来,所以我决定卖掉它。我的第一位买主想买这辆车。围绕是否告诉他这辆车的问题,我经历了一番与良心的较量。终于我做对了。我想他会放弃这个交易,却对他的回答吃了一惊。那没什么,他说,我是给我女儿买这车的。如果她抱怨震动的话,那我就知道她开得太快了。[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅一个人去朋友家吃完婚宴回家,路上帽子被风吹落,可肚子饱得不能弯腰去拣,只好用脚踢着往前走。见迎面走来一个孕妇,便说:“劳驾帮我把帽子拣起来吧”孕妇瞪了他一眼,继续朝前走去,他若有所悟的笑道:“哈哈,我明白了,你也赴宴去了!”[
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅“土地,快告诉俺老孙,俺的金箍棒在哪里?”“大圣,您的金箍,棒就棒在特别配你的头型……”[
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1、⛅⭐⭐⛅Wherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it.My first customer wanted to buy the car, and I battled with my conscience over whether or not to tell him of the vehicle's problem. Finally I did the right thing.Expecting him to drop the deal, I was surprised by his reply.That's okay, he said. I'm buying this car for my daughter. If she complains about a vibration, I'll know she's driving too fast.每当我驾驶我那辆旧车时速超过55英里时,它就剧烈地震动起来,所以我决定卖掉它。我的第一位买主想买这辆车。围绕是否告诉他这辆车的问题,我经历了一番与良心的较量。终于我做对了。我想他会放弃这个交易,却对他的回答吃了一惊。那没什么,他说,我是给我女儿买这车的。如果她抱怨震动的话,那我就知道她开得太快了。[
2、⛅⭐⭐⛅一个人去朋友家吃完婚宴回家,路上帽子被风吹落,可肚子饱得不能弯腰去拣,只好用脚踢着往前走。见迎面走来一个孕妇,便说:“劳驾帮我把帽子拣起来吧”孕妇瞪了他一眼,继续朝前走去,他若有所悟的笑道:“哈哈,我明白了,你也赴宴去了!”[
3、⛅⭐⭐⛅“土地,快告诉俺老孙,俺的金箍棒在哪里?”“大圣,您的金箍,棒就棒在特别配你的头型……”[
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