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3、⛅⭐⭐⛅医生:“恭喜你,朋费尔先生!”病人(激动地):“我快康复了吗?”医生:“不,你康复不了。不过,几天之后你将死于一种新发现的病种,我们将以你的名子命名它。”[
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right.The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised.He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?""No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim."一天,蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业,发现他全做对了。老师很高兴,同时也十分惊讶。他把蒂姆叫到桌前说:"蒂姆,你这次的作业全都做对了,怎么回事?你爸爸帮你做了吗?""不,先生,我爸爸昨天很忙,我不得不全由自己做。"[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅小学的时候我个子小,坐在教室第一排。有一天上课,老师讲的东西很无聊,我就拆我的自动铅笔玩。突然——手没拿稳,自动铅笔里的弹簧把笔管弹了出来——而且刚好打在了数学老师脸上。。。。额,当时整个世界都安静了,全班同学盯着我看,老师脸都绿掉了。。。。[
1、⛅⭐⭐⛅今天跟朋友说:“把两块面包,一块放南极,一块放北极,把地球夹中间,岂不是变成汉堡了?”朋友冷冷的瞥了我一眼:“把面包换成被子跟褥子,那全世界的女人都跟你同床了,快去实现吧。”说的好像很有道理,我竟无言以对![
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3、⛅⭐⭐⛅医生:“恭喜你,朋费尔先生!”病人(激动地):“我快康复了吗?”医生:“不,你康复不了。不过,几天之后你将死于一种新发现的病种,我们将以你的名子命名它。”[
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right.The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised.He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?""No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim."一天,蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业,发现他全做对了。老师很高兴,同时也十分惊讶。他把蒂姆叫到桌前说:"蒂姆,你这次的作业全都做对了,怎么回事?你爸爸帮你做了吗?""不,先生,我爸爸昨天很忙,我不得不全由自己做。"[
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅小学的时候我个子小,坐在教室第一排。有一天上课,老师讲的东西很无聊,我就拆我的自动铅笔玩。突然——手没拿稳,自动铅笔里的弹簧把笔管弹了出来——而且刚好打在了数学老师脸上。。。。额,当时整个世界都安静了,全班同学盯着我看,老师脸都绿掉了。。。。[
6、⛅⭐⭐⛅丰富的装扮与装备系统游戏中为玩家们提供了非常丰富的装扮系统与强化系统,我们可以用收集到的游戏币去购买角色装扮,打造独特个性的角色外形,同时也能购买不同的装备,例如滑板、越野车等,还能通过强化某些装备部件来提升装备属性,这样在挑战中就有机会坚持的更久。丰富的装扮与装备系统,让玩家们的挑战更有意义,有了需求才会有坚持的动力,本作为玩家们提供如此丰富的资源,相信每一个玩家都有自己所想要得到的东西。
7、⛅⭐⭐⛅有一天,我在超市买东西,前面有个妹子,手里拿了一包卫生巾! 然后结账时发现少了一块钱!场面很尴尬,于是我毫不犹豫帮她付了! 妹子挺感动的,说完对我说
8、⛅⭐⭐⛅一对恋人正在亲热。男的很卖力,女的却丝毫没有反映。男的不悦,怒道:“你就不能配合一下吗?”女的:“怎么配合?”男的:“叫床啊”。女的:“哦,好的......床......床......”[
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