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‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍你们女人总是说：“你们男人完事以后怎么老是喜欢抽烟。”我今天也试试我老婆。完事以后，我刚点着一根烟，老婆一把给我夺过去掐灭了。我说：“你干嘛。”她愤愤的说：“就你那时间，比烟着的都快，还有脸吸它？”靠，不按套路出牌啊！‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍[年前和朋友去吃大盘鸡，好长时间还不见上菜，遂叫来老板娘问“你们得是在给鸡开追悼会着呢？”这不是GC,旁边桌子上吃砂锅的女的喷了，对面男朋友一脸米饭，更GC的是这女的鼻孔里还掉出来根粉条。。。然后，全大厅的人。。[Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked. The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, It's a wonder that the dog is so long.从前有个瞎子。一天，他正在行路时踩着了一只正在睡觉的狗的脑袋，狗汪汪汪地叫了一阵。这人又往前走，这回踩着的是另外一只狗的尾巴，狗又汪汪汪地叫起来。瞎子以为还是那条狗，惊诧地说：奇怪，这只狗可真够长的。[ ‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍你们女人总是说：“你们男人完事以后怎么老是喜欢抽烟。”我今天也试试我老婆。完事以后，我刚点着一根烟，老婆一把给我夺过去掐灭了。我说：“你干嘛。”她愤愤的说：“就你那时间，比烟着的都快，还有脸吸它？”靠，不按套路出牌啊！‍‍‍‍‍‍‍‍[年前和朋友去吃大盘鸡，好长时间还不见上菜，遂叫来老板娘问“你们得是在给鸡开追悼会着呢？”这不是GC,旁边桌子上吃砂锅的女的喷了，对面男朋友一脸米饭，更GC的是这女的鼻孔里还掉出来根粉条。。。然后，全大厅的人。。[Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked. The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, It's a wonder that the dog is so long.从前有个瞎子。一天，他正在行路时踩着了一只正在睡觉的狗的脑袋，狗汪汪汪地叫了一阵。这人又往前走，这回踩着的是另外一只狗的尾巴，狗又汪汪汪地叫起来。瞎子以为还是那条狗，惊诧地说：奇怪，这只狗可真够长的。[ 详情